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Bonbons, daytime TV cause for children’s removal from home

Bonbons, daytime TV cause for children's removal from home

The children of housewife and stay-at-home mom, Lucy Compton of Springfield, Illinois, were removed from her custody today after neighbors complained that the smell of ice cream bonbons and the sound of daytime soap operas were disruptive to their stroller jogging groups.

How To Clean Your House In 10 Easy Steps

My mother-in-law once told me that trying to clean a house as a mother is like trying to clean in a hurricane: it’s kind of pointless. She was right. Cleaning my house these days requires several things: deep reserves of patience, bucket loads of energy, a severely short term memory (to instantly forget the frustration […]

Would your kid survive the Mommy Wars?

HOUSE GUEST: Would YOUR Kid Survive The Mommy War? Click To Tweet I asked Tammy Soong of World’s Worst Moms to guest post a couple of months ago and honestly, I have been counting to the days to get *this* post because it is *that* good! Tammy is a gracious and lovely person who knows […]

10 Sneaky ways moms find solitude

I have a confession: I sometimes create ridiculous distractions to safely occupy my children long enough to buy me 10 measly minutes alone. I suspect that all moms – from June Cleaver to Peggy Bundy – are guilty of this too. If you are like me then you have also likely attempted one of these […]